BREAKING: Teachers Think They Ate

There must be something in the water for the Catholic Central staff this week, as they have all been acting strange without explanation. Each day this week, the staff members have shown up to school with a different theme and taken on new personas. 

On Monday, every teacher was dressed in all black, saying that they were “mourning spring break.” Tuesday, they all came to school dressed in flannel shirts and jeans. When students started to get curious and ask what was going on, the only response was “yeehaw!” The next day’s theme appeared to be anything but a cup, with teachers carrying around and drinking out of things ranging from bowls to empty drawers. Thursday’s theme was “dawgs out,” according to Ms. Oman. Teachers came to school in sandals and unfortunately had their feet on display. Today, every staff member is pretending to be a CC student, many with dress down day clothes but a few wearing the full uniform. These outfits feature Uggs, Birkenstocks or Crocs with Nike socks, large baggy sweatpants and sweatshirts, as well as earbuds in one ear and asking students for iPad chargers and pencils. 

Some highlights from the week include Mr. Lefere dressed in a full suit with sandals, Mrs. Lameroux was drinking out of a watering can and hearing all the teachers talk like students in the morning. Will they return to normal next week? What happened to them this week? Maybe we will never know.

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