The first of May often marks warm weather, blue skies, and the final stretch of school, but for seniors around the world it means a little more. All the senior college decisions about where they choose to spend their time after they graduate must be in and the relief on such a stressful decision is… Read more: Senior Decision Day

One of the most exciting times for seniors is around the corner… PROM!!!!  As we may know prom is one of the most exciting events for most seniors due to it being their last high school dance. Many ladies begin to look for their dresses for this big day, and many guys start looking for… Read more: The Last Dance of ’26

There must be something in the water for the Catholic Central staff this week, as they have all been acting strange without explanation. Each day this week, the staff members have shown up to school with a different theme and taken on new personas.  On Monday, every teacher was dressed in all black, saying that… Read more: BREAKING: Teachers Think They Ate

Last week Saturday, March 21, one of our various reporters spotted the school’s very own Mr. Sherman at Meijer. Normally, this would not be such a shock, after all, teachers need to eat. However, we have a multitude of reports saying that Mr. Sherman often boasts of his farm and the homemade food he receives… Read more: Mr. Sherman Goes to Meijer

Mrs. Swiatek, known for her crazy experiments, has successfully failed once again by turning her coworkers into off-brand minions. She was attempting to develop a way to make beakers self-clean themselves using caffeine and unobtainium, but instead invented a solution that transforms humans into minions. She realized that the moon was stealing all of the… Read more: Operation: Yoink The Moon